In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
the future King of England.
PM/AM || Gnarggles
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
This poor girl has the worst luck at awards shows
The poor dear looks so sad and embarrassed in the second one.
I don’t understand how this dress works…
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
infinite list of favorite movies - Life Is Beautiful"This is a simple story…but not an easy one to tell. Like a fable, there is sorrow…and like a fable, it is full of wonder and happiness."